WORLD’S GREATEST SECRET – THE WAY TO DO THE TOUGHEST YOGASANAS??? DRINK A BOTTLE FULL NEAT WHISKEY!!!
It takes a lot of time, energy and discipline to perform even the simplest yogasanas. People perform these yogasanas daily, hire instructors or even go to Yoga classes to perfect them and master them. But wait no need to bring home an instructor or join Yoga classes. You can perform any yogasana and I mean any, just by taking a few sips of neat whiskey or even the whole bottle!!
Ya , that’s true. What u doesn’t believe me. See this……
Ya , that’s true. What u doesn’t believe me. See this……
Pic 1. This lady must have had a hard time performing this yogasana. She must be feeling the pain in her thighs…ouch!!!! But look at the brave man……..he doesn’t need any lessons……he just need’s a drink to do the same and he can hold this position for too long………until next morning……now that’s too much!!!
Pic 2. This is the Indian-Toilet pose yogasana….it helps building pressure in the morning……..oh that’s what I think…but look at the man he can do it anywhere, anytime …even in evenings…..
Pic 3. The Daredevil Dive yogasana. You need a lot of space and flexibility to do this…..but this man, who might not even know about flexibility, is doing it PRO STYLE!!!! He also teaches us space utilization and how to utilize stairs well!!!
Pic 4. Ahh it’s the Dead-Man yogasana. Lay down with your body stretched and feel relaxed……..the guy is so relaxed..he doesn’t even care if it’s a public train or what!!!
Pic 5. It’s a sex pose…oh sorry….yogasana..but it surely looks like one…..it takes guts to do it openly on the road!!!
Pic 6. The Rising-Vampire yogasana. It pulls out your shoulder bones out….but no pain no gain and no shyness…just do it anywhere even at public benches….see what a good work he’s doing preaching others in public….great work dude!!!
Pic 7. The Butt-Mountain yogasana. Stretches your full body muscles…requires extreme fragility and concentration…..or some neat vodka will also do…..look atthe person sitting on the bench …he’s actually concentrating and will soon follow the other one’s footsteps.
Pic 8. The Redemption yogasana. Looks as if the devil is stealing your soul…painful for the chest and lungs..ooohhh….and also a table as prop….but the drunkard shows that all it requires is some country wine and sleep….and then any prop will do!!!!
Pic 9. The Roll-Like-A-Ball yogasana. It’s the Fallen-Butt-Mountain…..noobs require flexibility and PRO(DRINKERS) require…you know what….his face is red ….don’t know for how long he’s been doing it….mega level concentration…
Pic 10. The Chicken-Roll yogasana. if you are drunk and lying in the middle of nowhere and the police comes to arrest you just say “Don’t Disturb dude, it’s my chicken-roll yogasana” and everything will be just fine.
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